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Transcript of JE Podcast
Tweets by @PBandJenellous ; Compiled by Mtvteenmomreactions
1. According to Jenelle she quit @blueapron because of an affiliation they have with @KailLowry. She claims that Kail has tried to steal business deals and managers from under her repeatedly and so she made a pact to never rep a company that reps Kail.
2. She claims that Kail (she went on a Kail rampage) has always wants attention and wasn’t surprised when she got pregnant again. She says Babs tried to convince Kail not to leave Javi but Kail said “No, I want a black baby”.
3. She says that she has no idea why the other girls turned on her because at one point Kail, @TM2LeahDawn and @ChelseaHouska all approached her to talk to producers because the producers only listen to JE.
4. She then continued on saying that @TM2LeahDawn was on pills and JE and Jeremy would text daily because they were going through the same things (Nathan cheating, Leah cheating) she brought up the deer cam incident.
5. She says that Leah full out told JE that Kail told her to talk shit about JE because it’s good for ratings. When JE asked why she didn’t say no apparently Leah said because Kail would get mad.
5a. Forgot to add above, apparently @KailLowry is looking for storylines and so they are talking about the fact Lux may have been used as a storyline enhancer. According to JE Kail has been jealous that she doesn’t get as much airtime as JE and wants more attention.
6. According to Vince and JE is loudly agreeing apparently if Leah is doing everything for her girls she wouldn’t have gotten addicted to painkillers. JE then jumps in and says you don’t brag about what you’re doing every 5 minutes for your kids
7. According to Vince (it’s now the Vince show because fuck JE) Kail is creating this perception. She jumped from good guy to better guy to shit guy that she cheated with and her kids are going to grow up to wonder why they have different dads (JE is loudly agreeing 🤔)
8. Now we are on to talking about JE (probably not for long) according to JE her and Kail have the same situation but not really, but idiot Noel chimes in and says it’s okay because she got married and that’s a big difference.
9. According to JE, Kail had Lux out of spite or for ratings or for somethin’ and for JE everything just comes naturally. Uhh…*insert clip of her and Nathan planning Kai to stop their fighting*
10. Apparently a cop showed up to do a wellness check on the kids and CPS will no longer go out to check because they’re annoyed since nothings wrong. JE says she doesn’t know why she’s perceived this way.
11. According to MD Vince, Jenelle Evans is the way she is due to the way she was raised and the morals she was taught and a lot you have no control over because they were instilled in her as a little girl
12. Difference between Kail and JE, Kail is spitting out these kids and Jenelle has a history of bad boys in her life and we see Barb but never hear about a father figure so that tells Vince there’s a reason why Jenelle just picks bad boy after bad boy.
13. Apparently MTV has been pushing JE to go to Pennsylvania to film a segment with her dad to get answers.
14. Vince says we are all concerned for her re: that clip where David says “we weren’t fightin’ were we” and JE gave the camera a look that says nothing was alright…JE claims this upcoming season will show David in his true light as a good person.
15. We all like Babs and Vince says that’s because we saw her as a grandmother trying to do the right thing. The appeal with JE, according to snatch licker Vince, is that we see the way JE treats Babs but we get that she’s a mother fighting tooth and nail to get her son back.
16. JE says that MTV always films them fighting so she doesn’t film with her anymore she says they don’t show the times when they are just talking but then goes on to contradict herself saying they don’t really talk because it’s always yelling and JE says she is sick of yelling
16a. But that’s how they communicate and how it’s been since she was born.
16b. JE says it’s not good for the kids to be around yelling and she’s trying to break the cycle no matter how hurt or upset it makes Babs. She says Babs will try to talk to her but can’t not even to know how she’s doing so will go to JEs directors.
16c. JEs friends tell Babs that she is so negative that JE can’t be around Babs anymore because JE will explode.
17. Apparently JE has asked Babs to go to therapy with her multiple times and Babs has said no. JE has gone to therapy recently because of all of the bullshit happening online.
18. Noel says it’s a generational gap why Babs won’t go to therapy. According to JE she goes to Jace’s therapy sessions every week with him and Babs asked to sit in on the last one but just sat in the corner quiet while JE and Jace talked.
19. Vince says he will convince Babs to go to therapy with Jenelle.
20. Vince says he’s the most hated ever but has to do social to keep his brand alive, he asks if JE could step away from social or if she needs it for business. JE said it was never business to start with but is turning into it.
21. According to Noel that little back and fourth they did about Leah was the top rated People mag story, so while JE (and Vince) are the most hated they are the money makers.
22. JE just wants to be liked. According to Vince because he’s an expert he is talking about MTV “working the people” - MTV is working all these girls to get exactly what they (MTV) wants.
23. Vince asks if JE knows that they are sometimes creating the drama to get the ratings. JE says oh yeah but then quickly said she doesn’t think they necessarily create the drama but they bring up topics that you know you don’t want to talk about. (Remember MTV is there)
24. Going back to earlier apparently MTV was there when the cop showed up for the wellness check on the kids. Will they show it on the upcoming season?
25. According to JE she doesn’t know if this stuff happens with the other girls. She says Chelsea just does her own thing but Leah and Kail try so hard to make their storyline but for JE all this shit literally happens.
26. JE says she warned David that she’s not involved in any of the drama but it just happens to her and she doesn’t know why it just does.
27. She says the Kail and Leah bullshit she dropped a long time ago after the crap on twitter but here 6 or 7 months later they are still talking about JE.
28. Kail and Leah are trying to create storylines while JE is just trying to live hers.
29. JE acknowledges she wouldn’t have any of the stuff she has if MTV didn’t come into her life. She says 50% of her wants to quit but the other 50 says she does help people and they do relate to her story.
30. JE says she’d rather people see how she was on drugs so they don’t ever touch the stuff, she says re: helping people that she wants to do public speaking on this soon.
31. Vince advice to JE regarding public speaking: don’t take @TM2LeahDawn’s class. JE: “It’s all about life goals, right?” Noel is laughing hysterically.
32. This upcoming season will show the social media hate and the whole thing behind the child abuse claims
32a. JE says there’s a rumour about Ensley that her head is too flat or something (her words) and that she keeps her in the car seat too much. 1st she’s apparently in the 95th percentile for her height 2nd: her head is completely fine they measured it it’s normal (at 1 yr checkup)
33. JE says Ensley has a lot of hair so it makes her head look flat but if she fluffs it up you can see.
34. THC rumour: if I was on drugs I wouldn’t be able to sit here and get up in the morning and get the kids ready, and eat healthy or would be losing a lot of weight just look at what JE does during the day and tell her when she has time to do drugs.
35. Posted too soon she did answer. JE says she did test positive for THC at the hospital, Ensley did not test positive, JE did. CPS asked and she said yes she had smoked within 30 days of Ensley being born due to her esophageal spasms which cause her to throw up every 5 mins
35a. Says the spasms caused her to not be able to eat CPS said they weren’t there to judge and they come by to do a wellness checkup, they came by and everything was fine so they closed the case.
36. She says the cops came to do the wellness check today (during the podcast interview) due to haters online saying she abuses her kids.
37. She says she’s not pregnant she had hernia surgery. JE says “let me get into scientific medical mode” (that’s a real quote, I shit you not) “when you have a hernia, your stomach gets bloated, it hurts, sometimes it gets swollen, gives you that kangaroo pouch, you can get…
38. “…a lot of GI issues, cramping, and whatever, comes up through your abdominal wall, they push it back down and they stitch it up, and that’s what they did through my belly button. Had a lot of swelling from it, took like 6-8 weeks to heal and I’m still kind of bloated..”
39. JE addressing Courtland saying her and Tori have been hooking up: “Dude, you can ask Tori yourself, he’s psycho, everyone knows Courtland is a psycho” she says that’s not true about Tori. Someone please post their photo below and tag Noel.
40. Apparently Courtland used to get on JE’s twitter account and tweet as her saying nice things about him like “my husbands so awesome he just gave me the best back massage” … wonder if she’s getting at the legs quivering tweet 😂
41. She says Courtland is another one like Kail and Leah, then backtracks and says just Kail, they keep going.
42. Apparently they filmed @F1abraham calling JE to ask about Courtland and JE told her that he would go into their house and steal all of their expensive jewelry to pawn it for drugs. She also told Farrah that if you date him he’d beat you.
43. She told Farrah it wasn’t safe for Sophia to be around someone like Courtland. JE says it was really concerning her because she knows the type of person he is. She says she wouldn’t say that about anyone unless she fucking meant it.
44. She said Deb and Barb were getting close and chatting and at the cocktail party (New Years eve thing?) Babs said she didn’t know why JE treats her the way she does. JE says Babs ignores her now and how she feels. Please see previous tweets where JE contradicts herself.
44a. Correction to that last tweet: JE was still quoting Babs but changed her voice back from mocking Babs at that part (she ignores me and doesn’t talk to me)…because talking takes a lot of brain power for JE.
45. According to Vince Babs wants to be a victim for the cameras. Noel says @ddanielsen is crazy based on the few conversation they have had. JE says she wants attention.
46. JE says she warned Briana that all of these people want attention and to watch out. That’s why JE thinks Briana’s staying off twitter lately.
47. It pisses JE off that @KailLowry has been attacking Bri to the point where JE says she texted Bri saying “fuck her, don’t talk to her, who gives a shit what she says”
48. According to Vince @PapaRandlicious says all of the girls have different contracts and some include a bonus for babies. JE says that’s not true (remember, MTV is there)
49. According to JE they all have the same contract where it doesn’t say anything about a bonus but does say your new child will be entitled to money.
50. Apparently Corey was arguing with @TM2LeahDawn saying she took the girls’ money for drugs and Leah said it doesn’t matter what she does with it because she put it back. JE says she doesn’t know if it’s ok, but she never touches her kids money when hers runs out.
51. Deleted previous audio skipped. This is even better: JE says she was more infatuated with Nathan than in love with him. She said that Instagram has an influence with the gym types but you should just be with who you’re happy with and not what the public perceives as right. 😂
52. Nathan only wants to show up for Kaiser when cameras are around.
53. While David was tickling Kai, Kai said “David, daddy goes to the gym and it makes me really sad” David asks why he goes to the gym and Kai says “he works there” JE says Kai means workout.
54. JE says “yeah definitely” when Vince asks if they can break the news that Nathan is impotent.
55. JE says Babs didn’t win in court, they were ready to go to trial, got in front of the judge and then said “we’re gonna go back here and work this out”
56. According to JE she signed the agreement because from that day forward it means Babs can’t use ANY old evidence against her in court for custody.
57. JE says she tries everything she can to include Jace in family stuff. She says there are times she doesn’t even take photos because apparently people will call her out for having a favourite.
58. Babs will show Jace photos of family stuff JE does and tell him he wasn’t invited. JE says Jace texted her the other day to ask why she does these things without him.
59. Bearded dragon she gave to her mom because she couldn’t have him at her new place she lived in. Babs accidentally killed him by giving him kale.
60. They laughed about Babs killing the bearded dragon by accident. The chihuahua - was a dog that was at her house, it had a seizure and the owners came to get the dog back and she had to hand over the dog while it was seizing. She says Kieffer was there.
61. Brody, Babs wouldn’t let him at her house he’s still with @DolphRyan. Jax is still with JE apparently happy and healthy.
62. Copper the Pom/chihuahua. He kept peeing and pooping all over the house so she got him spayded (her words 😂😂😂😂) she uh, gave him to somebody else (she says uh then rushes the somebody else part)
63. Pumpkin, she says pumpkin was another pit bull given to her. She says when she was less than a year old still a puppy and she lets the dogs out all day so while they were out she thinks someone took pumpkin while jax ran away but when she got home only one dog was there.
64. The cat: apparently she was spraying she got her spayded but she kept doing it so she gave her to David’s sister who gave her to Tori so now Tori’s mom has her.
65. JE says the most misconstrued thing about her is that she’s not a bitch or a liar, she’s actually cool, calm and collected.
66. JE has learned from her mistakes according to Vince. We can see her growth over 9 years. JE wants people to know she’s trying, she tries to be a good person.
67. David isn’t going to school but he was going to school for when insurance companies test oil for farmers? He’s a pipefitter and welder but she says he can go back anytime. Currently he’s at the end of the driveway adding the motor to the gate.
Final Thoughts by @Pbandjenellous: JE thinks this podcast proved she’s telling the truth and is happy to have been on to get her story out. That’s it! There’s no more 😊 Should also add to this, it came up because Vince says as he knows first hand that industry (bodybuilding) it usually comes with some extra help. They heavily implied the use of steroids and JE agreed to it all. The tones of the podcast were just pure asskissing. @RealityTSpiller and the podcast they run is a joke. They are worse than MTV. If you want a straight shooter, call her out on her contradictory lies. Get the truth that way.
Bless your soul. This sounds like a shit show 😅
My god, the DELUSION!!!! The LIES!!!! I don’t know whether to laugh or burn my phone. 😂😂😂